MIKE AND BoB
BoB: Knock knock!
Mike: Who's there?
BoB: Yuno.
Mike: Yuno who?
BoB: Hey, you've heard that one! Hahaha!
Mike: You're crazy.
BoB: At least I didn't swallow a live rat because I thought I had a piece of cheese stuck in my throat!
Mike: OK! You're not crazy! Just never bring that up EVER again!
THE SOUP KITCHEN
Customer: I'll have what he's having.
Combover Carl: Okay, cardboard chitlens it is.
Customer: No! Not him, him!
Combover Carl: Oh I see, so you want a small water?
Customer: Yes please.
Manager: Carl you need to hurry, the line to this place is backed up to the drug store.
Combover Carl: So?
Manager: In Virginia.
Combover Carl: Oh.I'm going to need a snack if you expect me to deal with this many customers!
Manager: Here.
Combover Carl: Mmmmmmmm, fruity!
Manager: That was a rock Carl.
Combover Carl: I know!
CONFESSION OF THE DAY
A long time ago, I was jumping in my neighbor's leaf piles while he was at work. I jumped in one and fell into a secret laboratory. I saw a plan to take over the world and ripped it to pieces. When I got home I was late for dinner and I got a whoopin. THE END
MY E-MAILZ
Hello, is this Gunther? If so, tell Dorothy to give me a call. I've been stuck in this igloo for quite some time now.
ToiletSk8ter@ToysR.us
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