We're fat! And Angry! So watch your back, Jack! Oh, and welcome to our humble abode! Want to hear a funny story? When I was a pilgrim making my way to America, I dropped my Panasonic CD player into the water. Riveting performance!

Home / Milky Way / Crazyville / Field & Steam MY LETTERZ What do a coat and a boat have in common? Sleeves! What keeps a senior citizen from voting? Decapitation! Knock knock! Who's there? A! A who? Ape! PLEASANT CORNER Customer: Stop looking at me! Combover Carl: But staring is caring! Customer: It's creeping me out! Combover Carl: But scaring is caring! Manager: Cut it out Carl. Combover Carl: Cut what? Manager: Your paycheck! Combover Carl: Can I still cash it? Manager: No. Combover Carl: Will do! CONFESSION OF THE DAY Once, I was walking the dog while walking the dog with my trusty Duncan Yo-Yo and came across a set of doors. I chose the second one and walked into a room with more doors. Here I chose the sixth door and proceeded into yet another room. This room had more doors, but the view of them was blocked by my mom changing her pants. The moral of this story is: I got a whoopin. THE END EXCEPT WHEN... I've found that snowboarding is really fun! Except when someone is using you as the snowboard. I've found that eating is a great way to spend your time! Except when you're eating in your sleep and not chewing well so you wake up constipated. I've found that doing situps is very hard! Except when you're dead, then it's impossible. I've found that watching Failure to Launch is a complete waste of time. That's it! Back to top

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