MY E-MAILZ
Can cows read? If so, e-mail me and tell me!
Pie19@boohoo.com
THIS WORKS, TRUST ME!
>>>>>> Guess a number between 1 and 5
>>>>>> The number is either 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5! Isn't this amazing!!?
>>>>>> E-mail this to at least 65 people and you'll get a cupcake in the mail!
ShakeAndBake65@YoQuieroTacoBell.mex
Hi Santa! I want a football, a box of plastic, some scissors, and a pet volcano!
Momma'sLittleAngel226173267@HaHa.net
You too can earn a discount of at least 3% of your monthly billing. Just by shopping at Auto Partz! We've got everything from auto parts to auto parts, come today!
BoB@AutoPartz.555
JOKE O' THE DAY
What did the boy's grandpa get him for his birthday?
A pogostick!
MY STORYBOOK
One time I went to sleep and dreamed about Elvis all night, then I woke up.
THE END
One time I decided to walk to school, when I got there I had a test.
THE END
One time I asked a girl out to dinner, she said no.
THE END
One time I threw an apple at my sister, then I had to sit in the corner.
THE END
BoB's TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHEN THERE'S NOTHING TO DO
10 Put on a cap backwards and pretend to be Zorro in a swimming pool
9. Magically turn corn chips into healthy vegetables
8. Magically turn healthy vegetables into corn chips
7. Sing the Happy Days theme song while gurgling mouthwash
6. Spy on a box of donuts with a telescope
5. Take a bath in the local park
4. Set bear traps for Santa Claus
3. Send a "Get Well Soon" card to a funeral home
2. Hide in the basement from absolutely nothing
1. Come to Auto Partz!
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