MY STORYBOOK
One time I saw an ostrich, I ran as fast as I could.
THE END
One time when I opened my locker at school, 3 books flew out and injured a few people behind me.
THE END
One time when I tried to drink some Kool-Aid, I spilled it on my new shirt.
THE END
One time I lost my pocket, then I found it in the dryer.
THE END
MY JOKEBOOK
What did the man say to the trashcan?
You're hot and I'm not!
What do people wear?
Clothes sometimes!
How do you kill a dumb blonde?
Stab her in the back!
Why did the man wash his sweater?
Cause it had a stain!
MY EXPERIMENT
Day 1, 1:00 PM
I've decided to see how long I can stay in this giant sized garbage bag outside of Wal-Mart. So far so good, and I'm not even hungry!
Day 1, 1:02 PM
I'm about to die from hunger. I need a bandaid and some glue for my knee. I can hear something talking to me..I'm scared...I'm going to end this part so I can use the bathroom, I'll continue right when I get back.
Day 1, 3:12 PM
I'm back from the bathroom now and getting very sick to my stomach. I can't breathe, I guess I should've put holes in the garbage bag but I was in a hurry. I'm starting to see things, images of The Breakfast Club keep popping up which makes me even more scared than before.
Day 2, 7:46 AM
Yes mommy, I'll have pancakes. ahhhh, a polar bear! How did he get into my gumbo? Maybe we should invite him for supper. I'd like to buy an O Regis! What? You're Pat? Oh sorry Alex! My boot itches!
Day 2, 4:26 PM
I just regained awareness of where I am, I'm lonely, cold, and my underroos are too tight!
(TO BE CONTINUED!)
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