TOP TEN THINGS TO DO ON THE BUS WHEN THERE'S NOTHING TO DO
10. Annoy the person sitting behind you - hours of fun!
9. Throw books out the window - have a competition to see how many cars you can hit
8. Have a funeral in the back seat - Think of the bus as a big yellow hearse!
7. Tie the driver's shoe laces together - you'll "die" laughing!
6. Play "Pin the Tail On the Bus Driver"
5. If you don't have pants, steal someone's! - a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
4. Have a spit war with the person sitting behind you - caution: you WILL get wet!
3. Stare at somebody until their face gets small - it works, just try it!
2. Lift the emergency handle - do it until the driver screams!
1. Set your hair on fire and jump out of the window pantsless
MY LUNCH MENU
MAIN MENU
Pickled Sardines
or
Kleenex Box | SIDE DISHES
Pinesol Biscuit
Forks (Limit 3)
Used shorts |
SPECIAL!!!
Dumpster Surprise: $.50
MIKE AND BoB
BoB: I could really go for a clock flavored milkshake right now, but it takes energy, and that's something I don't have.
Mike: Well I've got just what you need, it's my latest invention, the teleportion twinkie!
BoB: What's it do?
Mike: You take a bite of the twinkie and think of a place, and you'll go there!
BoB: Let me try! ...Nothing happened!
Mike: You have to be running when you bite it.
(BoB starts running, takes a bite of the twinkie and trips, smashing his face against the corner of a chair)
BoB: Ow! Ow! Bruise! Bruise! It didn't work!
Mike: Wait...oh yeah! I just pretended I invented that when I was eight, sorry about that.
BoB: I can't feel my facial expression!
MY EXPERIMENT (CONTINUED)
Day 4, 2:12 P.M.
As I said before, I have a plan! I'm going to roll the garbage bag down the parking lot until it rips!
Day 9, 11:45 P.M.
I've been rolling for five days now, I'm growing tired and the the bag isn't ripping. I think I'm in Tijuana because I heard some mexicans outside the bag, talking about warfare and tacos.
Day 10, 5:51 A.M.
I'm out! I just woke up and I was out! Victory!! Hey...that guy has my garbage bag, hey! Give me that back!!
THE END
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