MY LETTERZ
Dear KrazyQ,
I think you're cool! Alright I'm done writing this letter for my Lying 101 class, bye!
Your pal,
Crusty Barnicles,
Age 17
Miami Florida
Dear KrazyQ,
I like bannanas, my parints say I kant hav a bannanna untilll I git a B in Spelling, do u beleve that?
Your bannnanna luving buddy
Rusty Barnicles
Age 16
Mima Flarda
Dear KrazyQ,
You better print my two sons' letters or I will beat you so hard you will think I'm your mother!
Your #1 fan,
Momma Barnicles
Age 19
Miami Florida
MY JOKEBOOK
What did the man do when the door was locked?
He went through the back door!
What time is it when you jam a lightbulb into a toaster?
4 o'clock!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a skunk?
A rabbit and a skunk!
TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHEN THERE'S NOTHING TO DO
10 Pick your nose
9. Make a 'No yard sale' sign and see how many people come
8. Make your own spit bucket
7. Find out what lava lamp juice tastes like
6. Shave your head
5. Eat glass
4. Go hunting for snipes
3. Slap anybody that comes near you
2. Cut up a tucan and give it to your best friend
1. Set your hair on fire and run around pantsless
MIKE AND BoB
BoB: And I said, the monkey didn't eat it, I did! Hahahahaha!
Mike: Uh...
BoB: Tough crowd! Knock knock!
Mike: Who's there?
BoB: Hee haw!
Mike: Hee haw who?
BoB: Hee haw who! Hahahaha!!
Mike: I don't get it.
BoB: Hee haw who!
Mike: What?
BoB: Nothing.
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