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advanced brake light deflector pro

Have you ever been driving down the street minding your own business, slamming on your brakes whenever the car you're tailgating is about to turn off occasionally and mostly abiding half of the traffic laws only to be pulled over for having a brake light out? Not anymore! Thanks to Mirror(tm) technology, you can now check the status of your brake lights daily! This is just a seven step process:

    1. Adjust your seat until you are comfortable.
    2. Adjust the rear view mirror so you can see behind you clearly.
    3. Buckle up. Make sure the bucklet makes a little clicking sound as it is inserted or you run the risk of not being buckled for safety!
    4. Look both ways and check your blind spot.
    5. Honk your horn twice.
    6. Slowly back up in the front of the ABLDB.
    7. Apply the brake lights and watch your rear view mirror. See two lights? Diagnosis: both lights are working fine! See one light? Diagnosis: You need to get your brake light fixed! See no lights? Diagnosis: Neither brake light works or you're on a bicycle.

    The ABLDB will retail at $59.99 and $59.96 on special discount tuesdays. Look for the ABLDB in a store near you! (Only available in 12 Walgreens stores throughout America)



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