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Home / Milky Way / J2K's Invention Warehouse / The Suckin' Scratcher the suckin' scratcher Do you find your hands full often, leaving your poor, itching body parts lonely and with nothing to scratch them? Do you like candy? Then oh boy, you've just found the product that was tailor-made for someone like you! The Suckin' Scratcher uses modern SuckTech(c) techniques that enable you to suck on a great treat on one end and scratch anything that needs it while you work on your car, change your dog's clothes, or commit felonies with the other! The Suckin' Scratcher will retail for $19.99 but is currently being sued after someone compared how each end felt when sat on.

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