This is a very very sad story about a strange guy
it's a sad story cause sometimes when I go to sleep at night, makes me want to cry, an it makes me cry, but sometimes it also makes me dizzy like I hit my head

It's the story of a lonely guy, the story of a very very lone guy,
he lived in a bloc-apartment, he did not have no job at all

He had a computer, no internet,
he had a tv-set with no cable,
he had a telephone but had no friends
he had a toaster but had not bread

He had a computer, no internet,
he had a television set with
no cable. no cable!


Poor him! I hope you sympathize with the poor man.

Every night, he went to his bar, where he took a big mug of ale he got drunk, he got dizzy,
then he went back home to sleep

one night as he went back home to sleep from the bar, he came into his bloc apartment, he was in the main corridor where his apartment door is, and he noticed that there was another apartment that had a new door because the old one was all destroyed for some reason he did'nt for what reason it was destroyed, but he watched the new door and he felt something strange inside, he didnt know what he felt, but as he watched the door he felt changed, he realised he fell in love the door!
So he sat all night! All night he was sitting in front of the door! He was somtimes touching it, talking to it, sweet wispers, then he took his tools and unscrewed the door and stole it.

he took the door and put him inside his pick-up truck, where he then went full speed ahead, into a corn field, and then he unloaded the truck, and he put the door on the corn field.

And everynight now, instead of going to the bar, he wents to the door, he goes to the door

he had a computer with no intenet
he has a nice tv-set with no cable,
a telephone, but he had no one to call with it,
a nice toaster, a blue toaster, but he had no bread at all

And then sometimes when he, he, you go at the cornfield at night you can see a man, a pick-up truck and a door, and the man hes talking to himself, you think he talking to himself,hes really talking to the door. because he is madly in love with the - I dont know if the door is a furniture or what -hes madly in love with him. 

its sad because the door doesnt talk and he talks, its a sad story of a guy who fell in  - the guy fell in ove with the door, its sad.