Exploding Stomach Stew
by J2K
What you will need:
Yellow Hominy
Sauerkraut
Frozen Grapefruit Juice
Mushroom Pieces
Sweet Relish
Elbow Macaroni
Cherry Pop Rocks
Here's what you do
Dump the grapefruit juice log into a pot and add water. Slap the sauerkraut can until it comes out lovingly into a bowl. Cook the hominy in a nice shiny pot and wonder why you don't just kill yourself before going further, but don't actually do it. Once the hominy is done, take the knife away from your wrist and prepare a bowl full of the mushroom pieces.This is what it should look like so far:
Now comes the fun part. Grab the sweet relish and go hog wild. Then pour the pop rocks and hear em snap louder than a tank of Rice Crispies.
After the popping goes down a few octaves, reach right in and dish you out a nice serving:
Sit back and enjoy.
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Bon appetit!
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