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Renuzit Caribbean Cooler Home Fragrance Spray
by J2K

Welcome to the Caribbean! No, not Pirates of the Caribbean. That would be stupid. Why would you even expect it to be Pirates of the Caribbean after seeing a bottle of air freshener? In this review, I'm going to inform you about whether or not Renuzit deserves to be our home fragrance of choice!

Let's face it: your house stinks. Don't give me any backtalk, 'cause I'm not listening! Your house stinks, and you need something to get rid of that terrible odor quick. Hey, I found some Renuzit Caribbean Cooler Home Fragrance Spray! Oh boy! Let's see what the bottle says:

"Bring the tropics to your home with the refreshing aroma of exotic tropical fruits."

Sounds like just what we're looking for. Let's try it!

Sex Appeal

The assortment of fruit on the front of the bottle is very good at tempting the potential buyer into giving it a whirl. It also makes me want Tropical Starburst candy. I have to admit though, I'm not a big fan of the red lid. When I see red, I think of cherries or some other scent that would be far too strong for my tastes. I'm wondering why they didn't go for a total Caribbean ensemble. This is what it should look like. Because I'm so nice, I'll give it an 8/10.

Usability

The sleek, cylindrical shape allows your hand to comfortably grip the bottle as you spray yourself to freedom. The button for the spray is very sturdy and shouldn't break unless you mistake it for a nail and hit it with a hammer. It gives directions on how to use it, but if you're blind enough to think the button is a nail, you probably won't be able to read the directions. I'm giving it a jolly 10/10!

Effectiveness

The scent is incredibly refreshing! It makes me feel like I'm in the Caribbean, being waved with fans and fed grapes. I can hear the muddled sounds of the water crashing against the shore while I sit in my air conditioned hotel room while everyone outside gets sunburnt in the 200 degree weather. Every whiff is just as exciting as the last, but I just can't help but think it could be better. If it gave me a grin on every sniff, it would get a perfect score. But as it is, I'm going to have to go with a 9/10.

I'm impressed with this product. It gives me a tingling sensation that makes me want to invent exotic new Caribbean dances! I think that is what they were going for when Renuzit created the Carribean Cooler Home Fragrance Spray.

Grade

Sex Appeal: 8/10
Usability: 10/10
Effectiveness: 9/10

Overall: 27/30 Recommended!

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