Panasonic Plus Batteries by J2K
 | AA, AAA, D, DDD. All of these are types of batteries. Yeah, that's all I have. Review is next: |
Sex Appeal
The exquisite gold trim on the battery capsules are simply divine. Legend has it that there was once a man named Panasonic who was made of pure gold, then again that legend was made in my attic...by me..well the 2nd grade finals were coming up and I needed a good story! They always gave you that writing prompt that goes something like "write about that one time you were horsing around in the bathroom and chipped your tooth" or something stupid like that that you've never experienced so how are you supposed to write six hundred words about it!? 9/10.
Usabilility
Using Panasonic Plus batteries is not an easy task. I believe it was Mr. Panasonic himself who once said that using a Panasonic Battery is kind of like using corn; you can yell at it all you want but you still have to shuck it. I think what he meant was there is a positive side and a negative side, much like the atom. To reach your goal, you need to insert the battey capsule into the battery holding compartment of your favorite chest trimmer or tongue warmer, then prompty close the compartment lid and enjoy. Quite easy if you ask me, and I don't find many things easy! 10/10
Effectiveness
These babies pack some serious power! Raugh raugh raugh! That was a little tribute to Home Improvement there, I think Wilson said it. Anywhat, the Panasonic Plus batteries harness all of the energy around them and use it to power your Mickey Mouse Waffle Makers and all that nonsense that you use. I have lots of experience with batteries and I can tell you personally that they're the best! Don't eat them though, they're fattening. 10/10. |  |
Go buy the Panasonic Plus batteries! You can find them at the Dollar Tree. Dollar Tree is a good place where you can find Renuzit products and other items for under $1.01! But enough about my favorite store, here's the rundown (not the movie starring Dwayne Johnson AKA The Rock (that's a joke, laugh)):
Grade
Sex Appeal: 9/10 Usability: 10/10 Effectiveness: 10/10
Overall: 29/30 Funner than having children!
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