| Marshmallow Cosby (cont.) by J2K Their bickering eventually led to the signing of a pact; Bill was not allowed to eat marshmallows ever again. Bill did not jog home that day, he walked. His head did not bob-a-dob-dob and his knees did not rat-a-tat-tat. His TalkBoy ate his Fats Domino tape, but he didn't care. The first couple of weeks under the rule went surprisingly well, almost to the point of Bill forgetting about the snack he once treasured. But one day on his way to the flea market, he saw something that would forever change his life: the Hosebush Marshmallow Company was trying to create the world's largest Marshmallow in the park he regularly jogged in. Bill immediately fell to his knees and starting bowing, claiming it as his new god. The man who had made him sign the pact was there, however. He knew this was going to happen. "Listen to me, Bill. Don't do anything you'll regret, your career is on the line!" he begged. Bill grabbed the pact out of his hands and shoved it in his mouth. He chewed on it loudly and spit it back in the man's face. The man started bawling into his hands and ran off, screaming "This is the end of Cosby as we know it!" "It's MINE!" Bill shouted. He started pushing and elbowing people out of his way, growling with excitement. He grabbed the side of the giant marshmallow and began clawing his way up. The people that had worked so hard making the marshmallow were running around, yelling at each other in frustration. Bill reached the top and ripped off his shirt. He slapped his belly a few times for good measure and dove down head first into the concoction. He started to tunnel his way down the center, using only his mouth and perfect set of choppers. "There go his canines," thought the local dentist worriedly as he looked on. In mere minutes, the entire marshmallow was devoured. Bill was so full, he couldn't move. He was so big that when he rolled his eyes, it sounded like thunder. TV executives rushed in and handcuffed him, then hauled him off to be locked away in the NBC Fat Camp for two years.  Next Page |
