| The Real McCoy (Part I) by Corndawg When I was a small child, I heard a legend of a man named Max McCoy. Max was a real man, he was a lumberjack. He had been a lumberjack since he was big enough to cut down a tree, which was about 10 seconds after he was born. One day Max got through cutting down an entire forest and didn’t have anything else to do, so he went into the city. As he thundered down the street, causing car alarms to go off on the way, people began to yell at him. "Nice plaid shirt!" said a skinny, balding, middle aged man who wore tight leather pants and had a very bad lisp. He turned back to snicker with his "buddies". Did Max just shrug it off and keep walking? NO! He did what a real man would, he axe kicked the guy on top of the head. Max just walked away with an expressionless face. Max soon grew bored with this un-manly place and began the journey back to his home. When Max got home, his wife was busy cleaning, cooking and taking care of his 14 kids. He greeted her with a firm slap on the behind. She asked him how work was and he responded with his usual manly grunt. "Take me now" said his wife. THE END |
